Total Medals Earned: 1,698 (From 250 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,045 Points
Medals Earned: 8/14 (120/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You could have white teeth by now
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 8/8 (225/225 points)
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Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (255/255 points)
TX-15 Dependency
Get a B Rank or higher
Get a C Rank or higher
Get an A Rank or higher
Get a S Rank
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 8/30 (45/500 points)
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Try both game modes in one session
Find me two sporks
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 8/10 (300/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Put a scope on it
Drive without a license!
Drive over 200kph!
Open her box.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.