Twisted4000 2012-05-06 15:15:10

this is

VidGameDude 2012-05-06 15:42:02

i secretly love videogames so don't tell anyone.

Salazoi 2012-05-06 16:02:13

I am Chuck Norris.

Sabtastic 2012-05-06 16:29:18

I'd sooner draw a pair of big ol' boobies than a big burly dude.

dieperson 2012-05-06 18:23:45

When I was six years old I met a magical leprechaun badger with the power to create delicious churros at a flick of his claws. I captured him, named him Charles and raised him as if he was my own fur-ridden, claw-bearing, churro eating child. My parents however were not pleased at my weight gain due to the countless tubes of sugary wonder I had eaten, so they stuffed Charles into an extra large and slightly furry donut and forced me to eat the horribly ironic dessert.

It has traumatized me ever since.

FrozenFire 2012-05-07 03:52:39

69 is not as much fun as people make it out to be. It's very distracting and honestly calls for an awkward conversation afterwards about the need for a lesson in personal hygeine.

Apatheria 2012-05-07 04:41:09

I farted.

Dunso 2012-05-07 11:31:17

I once dropped a rock on a kittens head.